LIFELONG FAN FINALLY ADMITS NOTRE DAME NOT THE SAME TEAM IT WAS IN 1949

Senior citizen Wally Smith, 78, admits Notre Dame is not what it used to be. After years of defending the Fighting Irish as the greatest team in “all the land,” Smitty, as he’s known to his friends, realized Notre Dame may have finally jumped the shark. “They just don’t look like they got it in them. From the 30’s all the way until 2010 I’d wager they were contenders every season. Not this year,” remarked the saddened senior. But, of course, like all the Fighting Faithful, he holds out hope: “it could just be a one year thing. They’re retooling for next year. I hear the freshmen class is full of defenders! It’ll be 1949 all over again!”

Smitty spent the next twenty minutes searching for his old record player to “celebrate the Dame!”

– Mike Sweeney

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