HOPE SOLO FURIOUS AT ESPN BODY ISSUE

Sure the headline said “Bodies We Want” but Hope Solo was none too pleased. “They took pictures of me gardening! How dare they?!” Solo’s picture features her watering plants in the nude on, presumably, her front lawn. “I always water the plans naked. It soothes me,” said the US Women’s soccer star. “At least I remembered to do my hair, makeup and body glisten that morning. Sometimes I forget when I stand nude in public.”

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RELATED: Sports Illustrated angry to be one upped again by the World Wide Leader: “They took our swimsuit concept and took away the swimsuit. Now we have nothing. NOTHING!!!”

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