SCANDAL: Numerous NFL are illegally betting on the outcome of fumbles. The scandal, originally broken by This Is The Sports staff, is prominent in the AFC South, but is supposedly widespread throughout the league. Tennessee Titans defensive tackle Jurrell Casey claims “everyone does it. And everyone knows about it. We bet on fumbles on the sidelines and on the field. If a ball gets loose, so do the wallets.”
Omniscient and omnipotent commissioner Roger Goodell, may he live forever, says “the league is looking into this. If players are carrying wallets in makeshift uniform pockets…. worse yet, if players are carrying non-team wallets, then expect suspensions, fines or possibly worse.”
Titans running back Chris Johnson is now holding bets for who gets fined / suspended and for how much/ long.