St. Peter’s College was ecstatic this morning upon getting invited to the NCAA Tournament. However, it was definitely an accident. NCAA officials have confirmed when creating the guest list to the Dance they accidentally clicked St. Peters, and did not know how to tell the Jesuit University.
“Best case scenario they realize they don’t know anyone in the tournament and don’t show up. Do you think they’ll come with a friend, like Loyola?”
St. Peters, sadly, is thrilled to finally go to a Dance with the popular kids. “OMG! I have never even been in the same room as Syracuse,” said university officials. Friend Manhattan College begged St. Peters to get them with, especially since “everyone there is gonna get laid!”
NCAA knows this yea’s March Madness will likely be one of the all time greats, regardless of St. Peters’ unintentional involvement. “If they show up, fine, but they have to sit in the corner the entire time. They can’t talk with anyone,” said Duke University, throwing it’s arm over girlfriend Louisville and high fiving best bro UNC.