Spurs coach Gregg Popovich was named Coach of the Year after taking an aging, bittle and horrible roster of ghoulish looking senior citizens to the playoffs.
“God they suck,” said analysts Jeff Van Gundy. “They are the worst, best team I have ever seen,” mumbled Charles Barkely as he sat on a chair made of cheeseburgers.
Pops really brought this team together: every game he brought along a priest, Rabbi, Imam, Buddhist monks and 3 Wiccan priestesses. Before each game all the ministers of their respective faiths went to elaborate lengths to beg their gods for mercy and to “just sneak away with a win.”
Turns out the gods were on Pops’ side all season. When asked what most of gods said, Pops answered: “we will slowly destroy Stan Van Gundy.”