Magic center Dwight Howard has been demanding trades, declining trades, having coaches fired, causing the Magic franchise hell for over a year now.
QUESTION: Is Dwight Howard the legendary Heath Ledger character Ennis Del Mar from Brokeback Mountain or legendary Heath Ledger character The Joker from The Dark Knight? Point / Counterpoint!
Dwight Howard is ENNIS DEL MAR.
Are you our of your mind? Slash open is face and you have the spitting image of a black Heath Ledger!
Calm down. Let’s look at the facts: Dwight Howard and The Orlando Magic are in a tortuous emotional tussle…
Howard is putting that franchise in the grave using his emotional / intellectual instability: forcing insanity on your opponent? CLASSIC JOKER!
That’s Dwight Howard. LOOK AT THE SHOULDER MUSCLES!!
It is not torture! Howard is also caught in this whirlwind of emotion. He wants the Magic. He cannot have the Magic.
He Harvey Dent-ed Van Gundy so bad that I literally saw Stan shoot a homeless person last week. Journalist’s honor!
Exactly! Journalist! Got to see it like a critic who’s experienced love!
I have plenty of ex-wives I know love and I know the bitter, mind-bending hatred one person can force when person A, The Joker Howard, forces person B, the BatMagic to become the ridiculed bad guy, alone in the dark waiting for Bane to brutalize his ass.
Howard is in a trailer somewhere looking in a mirror holding a Magic jersey saying “Magic… I swear…” with just enough tear inducing beauty! This was classic Greek tragedy from the start!
We can both agree that Howard is an infection on those around him who poisons their lives due to his unruly nature and personal demons?
And we can both agree that if you painted his face and put him in a purple suit you’d assume he has 16 knives and a rocket launcher in his pocket?
No one’s debating that…
Then it’s settled: The Joker.
Jake Gyllenhaal as Stan Van Gundy
But we know where Dwight came from. The Joker is merely a spectre of evil wrapped inside of a man. An acknowledgement of his legendary status as an agent of chaos. Whereas someone like…
Has no origin to speak of. The man came out of nowhere, destroyed a franchise. He even got near Dwight with his magic tenure!
Possible romantic tryst, you’re suggesting?
I have sources. Journalist’s honor.
Makes sense to me. Gilbert Arenas is Heath Ledger’s The Joker and Dwight Howard is his gay cowboy lover Heath Ledger’s Ennis Del Mar.
Sometimes you just got to get to the root of the problem.
I’d still like to see his face slashed open…
Just because this is awesome