ATHLETE’S SHOCKING TWITTER ACCOUNT

I'm sorry yo must have me confused for the cast of Downton Abbey

Arizona Cardinals Pro Bowl wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald’s shocking, offensive twitter account has come under the ire of the NFL.  Fitzgerald frequently tweets shocking truths about his goals, passions, dreams and uplifting song lyrics he finds inspirational.  Furthermore, he consistently shares shocking pictures; one featuring the receiver smiling in the park, is of particular note.

“We have spoken with representatives of Mr. Fitzgerald and the Cardinals,” said league commissioner and allfather Roger Goodell.  “Parading pictures of happiness and good behavior are not what the NFL is about.”

Some of the shocking messages include:

TODAY IS BETTER THAN YESTERDAY

PUT YOUR GOALS AND DREAMS IN THE SAME CAR, NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE THEM WITH YOU

GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS!

Goodell is considering suspending the receiver but Fitzgerald defiantly will not shut down the account.  He responded to the controversy with:

LET’S ALL HAVE THE BEST DAY WE CAN.

F***ing monster.