Cowboys QB Tony Romo celebrated hardcore after last night’s game: he and tight end Jason Witten wedgied 12 nerds in a single night. Following a come-from-behind 18-16 win against their division rivals the Washington Redskins, Romo immediately through on a backwards cap, grabbed a cricket bat and screamed in a ost game interview “I wanna live tonight!”
Derek Chechowitz, a local nerd, nervously watched the Cowboys win. During their fourth quarter comeback, Chechowitz immediately sprinted toward his friend Andy’s house, a safe haven for he and his fellow D&Ders. Unfortunately, he led Romo right to them. The QB entered wearing a long, black cloak seeking shelter, only to betray the nerds after they’d lock themselves inside with him.
Romo and Witten ended the night lying on the 50 yard line of a local high school field listening to Seal. Both woke up in a spooning position next to each other not sure what happened, but having no regrets. Our source cannot confirm who was big or little spoon although speculation leads to Romo being the power bottom.
– Mike Sweeney