TIGER WOODS PLAYS GOLF; THAT’S IT

Tiger returned to the golf course today and did not have sex with anyone or fight or yell. All he did was play golf. He was not even that good.

Tiger swinging for the million billionth time

Seriously. That’s it. 18 holes of golf. For like… five hours.

The highly publicized and televised event shifted to reruns of Frasier.

– Mike Sweeney