DEATHROW INMATE TURNS DOWN BOBCATS OFFER

Deathrow inmate Jarrod Munch turned down an offer from the Charlotte Bobcats which would have taken him off the execution slab; but Munch reportedly refused despite the guaranteed $7 million a year for 8 years. ¬†“The timing just wasn’t right,” said Munch, lying down calmly on the table as the doctor grabbed the alcohol swabs. ¬†“I didn’t want to put myself in a bad situation.”

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Insiders claim Munch would’ve signed anywhere else but the troubled bobcats. ¬†Charlotte went through hoops just to speak with Munch, who’s been a star in the Louisiana Penal League, and Charlotte’s best chance at getting a college level athlete with high school ball handling skills.

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