ELI MANNING ANGRY HE’LL MISS TWO AND A HALF MEN PREMIERE

Giants QB Eli Manning is furious his Monday Night Football match up against the St. Louis Rams will force him to miss the premiere of Two and a Half Men¬†on CBS. The show is a favorite of Manning’s and he’s been waiting eagerly to know what happens since the Charlie Sheen debacle. “He’s dead now! That’s so crazy,” said the giddy quarterback. “I can’t wait to see what happens. That show is so amazing. Honestly, if you rewatch some of the earlier episodes, you see a lot of stuff you missed.” Manning is TIVO-ing the episode and asked reporters to not reveal any “spoilzies!”

– Mike Sweeney