Bros! U see Nicky Swish the other day? HE CRUSHED THAT CATCH! Absolutely crushed it! The ball was like some honey at the frat and Swish3000 totes ripped his shirt off, strolled over there, said “WHAT UP HONEY.”
Swish has long been the bro-est bro in all of MLB. Some SwishFAX to remind you how DECK he is:
- Fav movie: Wedding Crashers / Gladiator
- Fav book: HAHA GAY!
- Fav babe: Kate Upton… bro…
- Fav MILF: early 40’s Halle Berry, she’s totes used up now
- Fav team: THE A TEAM BRO! Seriously that show still totes holds up. Me and my gramps used to watch it always back in the day. For real RIP.